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Archive for March, 2014

March 29th, 2014 by

Reese’s Poop

Life holds delicious mysteries for mankind to dissect and debate. Often, we prefer stories for which the answers seem to be lost to history. Who built Stonehenge and why? Do Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster exist? Was Atlantis real? What happened to Jimmy Hoffa? Did Wilson eat the poop? Wait . . . I […]

March 21st, 2014 by

Cheering in the Bathroom

Starla was a pee-wee cheerleader when she was about 5 or 6, so that would make Angie only about 2 or 3. I wasn’t born, so you’ll just have to trust my penchant for other people’s memories, or say I made it up. I’m fine either way. It was Angie’s turn to spend the night […]

March 6th, 2014 by

“I Don’t Want to Listen to Johnny Cash Today, Daddy” (and Other Country Music Songs Beggin’ To Be Written)

They each have 3 stanzas, like all good country songs. “The Prom Dress in Pictures” A Night in Fantasyland, Northview High School, 1983 Dress Up Finery, Conner Playroom, 2005 Pageant Set Decoration, Northview High School, 2012 “Mama, Don’t Be Funny (You’re Driving Me Nuts)” “She Doesn’t Look Like She’s Wearing Clothes (She Looks Like She’s […]